e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

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surf4ces:

omfg

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jazzberry-sorbet:

notnights:

assistancebitte:

bilb0baggin:


moisturize me

If I didn’t watch Dr. Who this would make me very uncomfortable.

I watch Doctor Who and it still makes me uncomfortable.

I don’t watch Doctor Who and I am uncomfortable

I watch Doctor Who and I am moisturised

jazzberry-sorbet:

notnights:

assistancebitte:

bilb0baggin:

moisturize me

If I didn’t watch Dr. Who this would make me very uncomfortable.

I watch Doctor Who and it still makes me uncomfortable.

I don’t watch Doctor Who and I am uncomfortable

I watch Doctor Who and I am moisturised

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thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

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relahvant:

sykeopath:

what


ONWARD SEBASTIAN

relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

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snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

*13 year old white girl voice* she rATCHEEETTTT

image

287,596 notes   •   September 28 2014, 02:02 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

snapchatting:

*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year

170,226 notes   •   September 28 2014, 02:01 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

hotboyproblems:

Turn offs: private instagrams

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lapris:

callerina:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

but there is a similar yet, better morning after pill called ella rx available at planned parenthood that is more effective for higher weights!

image

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ghost-of-algren:

did some sort of news organization actually write a story about a joke they read on reddit??

ghost-of-algren:

did some sort of news organization actually write a story about a joke they read on reddit??

229,363 notes   •   September 28 2014, 01:58 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE